a family

Two people (same gender/gender identifying) race and age do not matter, but it is obvious that they are a couple, in a long term partnership, so their ages should coincide appropriately. The two are seated together, as if they were on a couch, but are facing the audience when speaking.

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PERSON 1: Don’t you think, we would have the ugliest babies in the world?

PERSON 2: I agree

PERSON 1: They would have a unibrow and a huge nose

PERSON 2: they would have our teeth

PERSON 1: we would spend so much on orthodontia

PERSON 2: they would be so hairy

PERSON 1: and bony

PERSON 2: huge feet

PERSON 1: terrible temper

PERSON 2: messy as fuck

PERSON 1: mhm!

(Brief silence, PERSON 1 and PERSON 2 are kind of having a moment, not of romance, but of understanding. It shouldn’t be an awkward pause at all)

PERSON 2: I can’t wait

PERSON 1: me either